its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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