I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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