if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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