I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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