The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my mouth tastes like poor choices
I want to have your abortion
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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