.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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