if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Your penis caused this!
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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