My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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