I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Randomize
