what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
