I'm drive I can fine osifer
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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