who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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