I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Randomize
