How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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