people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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