I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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