how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Randomize
