i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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