Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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