I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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