Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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