carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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