at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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