Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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