Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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