i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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