did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
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I need you to use more vowels.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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