he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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