So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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