i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
The adults are the big ones right?
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