so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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