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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.

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(281): View more from Texas

I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Could a canary swim?

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Last time I ever let you pet sit.

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(954): View more from Florida

had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her

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(609): View more from New Jersey

we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.

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(989): View more from Michigan

I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.

(1-989): View more from Michigan

You did this to yourself.

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(518): View more from New York

I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat

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(630): View more from Illinois

He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...

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Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent

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