yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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