please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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