How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Randomize
