do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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