So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
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