I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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