shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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