Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
if you like me you must not know who I am
dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
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