So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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