why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
And then he peed in my hair
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