Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
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