Kiss
Puke
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
My nipple is on Facebook.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
This is classic penis vs brain.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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