I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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