Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I can't put those talents on a resume
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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