I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I have aggressive nipples.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
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