Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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