just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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