Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
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he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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