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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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