8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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