She is in my trunk
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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