Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
