just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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