I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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